“Trading Places” - La Plata: Vice #FM22

Previously on La Plata: Vice, Ángel Bastardo plotted towards war.


 
 

Intro

Make no mistake, I am loving this save. After a difficult 6 months in MLS (documented here), Inter Miami have finally accepted Ángel Bastardo as the Head Coach to steer them into the path of glory. Does this mean a first ever club trophy win? No sweat: a 2021 Supporters’ Shield for being absolutely the best side in the league. Most goals, most points and sexy football too. Inter Miami have been sensational in the final few months of the domestic regular season, I can’t wait to share it with you in this blog.

Today’s blog therefore brings readers up-to-speed on the happenings of the The MLS Network Save, which features fellow blogger Chris aka FM Eadster, as we look ahead to the climax of Season: the 2021 MLS playoffs. But firstly, I’m going to write about something that has been an enjoyable sideshow in the save so far: the league’s Trading system.

Vamos.


Trading Places

Think back to the 1990s school playground in the height of Merlin Premier League sticker season, you'd do anything to get that shiny Eric Tinkler sticker. If you're too young to remember those, or were yet to exist, think Pokémon or whatever it is nowadays…an NFT blockchain monkey John Terry dressed in a football kit?

In those times, we'd trade. We’d do anything to complete the set…money changed hands, favours…I even coaxed my dad into taking me to the McDonald's Fast Food chain to SitNSwap. My experiences in Football Manager 2022's Major League Soccer is a throwback to those times. 'Trading' is a unique way to build your side, a dynamic between MLS clubs that is similar to the 90s playground.

For trading to work well, not only can you use the league's dollars (from the pot known as 'General Allocation Money'), you can also trade ordered draft picks, player rights, international slots and also players themselves (read FM Eadster’s handy guide here for more info). In The MLS Save, I did a mix of some of these things in a busy September; as shown in the below graphic:

A critic (let’s call him Stan Fear) could say that giving away an International Slot for a DP of 4 months is desperate business, but I still feel I played the Trade System well having built up a surplus of International slots in the first place. I replaced a Right Back like-for-like. I swapped an unhappy squad player, and replaced him with a risk-free DP signing of Nani and ended up +1 International slots for next season (2022 year). To top all that, I have several early picks in the MLS Superdraft, meaning that I could possibly acquire a couple of promising youngsters to leave a little legacy at Miami. This system was really fun, well done Major League Soccer. Now how did those signings do?


Season 2021: Regular Season Climax

It’s often said that “a picture paints a thousand words”, so here is a quick high-level overview of the trophy laden drama of our first attempt at regular season in Major League Soccer. Obviously, we have the playoffs still to come…but this is a really impressive haul of success for Chris & I:

 
 

At the midpoint of the season, Orlando City were 15 points clear of Inter Miami. But the onset of their slide was caused by the Flordian Derby defeat to yours truly back in August. It obviously helped further when I took Nani from them via a trade. Weaken.A.Rival is probably the lesson learned here, as we traded places in MLS two weeks before the regular season ended.

13 wins (including one away at Chepiga’s Portland Timbers) in the final 19 games of the season saw us rise up to top both Eastern Conference, and also win the prestigious Supporters’ Shield. Inter Miami’s first ever trophy, built on entertaining soccer, is another footnote in the legend of Bastardo 😍

As for the incoming trades mentioned earlier, Graham Zusi played a lot more than I originally thought (8 starts/730 minutes). He has been solid and will probably feature in a few further playoff minutes (however a replacement Right Back is still a must for Season 2’s recruitment). Nani’s 4 month stay will probably be best remembered for his two goals Vs Atlanta, the first being linked below as a #GIFGoal. It’s one of the best strikes I’ve seen in FM22 so far, and you can read what Chris Eadie thought about it below. I’m hoping he can produce similar bits of magic during the playoffs, before we wave goodbye to him and use the DP slot on somebody a bit younger and more consistent.

SUPER NANI USA

“It was lovely. Right up in the top upper 90 quarters” Chris (FMEadster)

442 - “Going into Lockdown”

I mentioned last time in the blog that I was cautiously optimistic about how we’d do in a 4-4-2. Early signs were suggesting we’d be a threat on the flanks and produce more entertaining soccer (a Club Vision), and it’s certainly been realised with the amount of goals we scored over the regular season. However, an overlooked quality is the ability to see out a game in this 4-4-2, something I was keen to do after that horrific 3-2 home defeat Vs Orlando City (as mentioned last time out). Chris (@FMEadster) and I often use the term "lockdown" during the streams to mean shutting out a game. But what is it? I explain in the below Loom video…

 
 

So far Lockdown in the 4-4-2 has been a rip-roaring success, having sacrificed a winning position from minutes 70 onwards on just one occasion (Vs Columbus Crew which finished 2-2). Is it time you entered lockdown too?


Playoffs, Next

I am really liking the MLS league system, having a knockout competition after a league campaign is a throwback to both my Colombian (Junior - FM21) and Uruguayan (Peñarol - FM20) saves. Alongside CONCACAF qualification, another reward for winning the Supporters’ Shield is a bye to the Semi Final of the Eastern Conference playoffs. These are single legged ties, which I will play at home (another reward for topping the Eastern Conference table). ‘IF’ I make it to the Final and win…I’ll enter the coveted MLS Cup where I will face the winner of the Western playoffs.

 

Get hyped!

 

Could that final be a rematch with Ruslan Chepiga? Tune in to find out: 📺 twitch.tv/fm_grasshopper (Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays).

As always, thanks for reading/sharing and caring.

Tony / FM Grasshopper

“Angels Are Terrifying” - La Plata: Vice #FM22


Portland, Oregon

Ruslan Chepiga's floating desk was a truly incredible and innovative piece of furniture, Ángel Bastardo mused as he ran his index finger along the metallic surface. With the magnetic forces to levitate it, Chepiga’s place for ‘accounts’ floated almost 1m above the floor with long metallic wires protruding from its four corners and into the floor.  The final cost of development, construction and installation came to a monstrous US $1.6 million, all funded from Inter Miami Billionaire General Manager Herb Simon’s hospitality accounts.

Herb’s gift was just one strategy in securing the services of Ruslan, who would be needed when things escalated in America.  Escalate they would.  Hugo Ojeda had increased the amount of money that now need to be laundered, and Chepiga’s intelligence had identified Colombian operatives spying on all those that now sat in front of Chepiga: Nathasha Sibiski, Herb Simon, Carlos Valderrama and Ángel Bastardo.

The four men and the lady were discussing their next moves, on the eve of the crunch MLS tie: Portland Timbers Vs Inter Miami.  How can they avoid the clutches of Hugo Ojeda and, in Ruslan's case, avoid the death threats made from the Ojeda-Barranquilla Cartel?  Perhaps Ruslan did not need much convincing to get his hands dirty after all. He needed allies after defecting Mother Russia for the US.

Do you know why I wanted a desk, Comrades?” asked Chepiga in his typical monotone Russian accent.  His tone neither raising or lowering in pitch, and before anybody could answer, Ruslan continued: “It’s because I’ve spent my life doing the dirty work of men behind desks.  Men who raised above their station from factories as part of the communist dream.  Not anymore.  Once we deal with this Devil called Ojeda, I sit behind the desk”.

Ruslan Chepiga finally understood the game, Ángel Bastardo thought.  The days of the Russian Agent were over and Ruslan could have whatever he wanted after all of this.  Bastardo’s fight was with Hugo Ojeda, and he didn’t care what came after that.  The boy he left back in Mexico had acquired unimaginable wealth and power.  With those luxuries came the biggest ego ever.  An ego made of glass, Hugo’s vulnerabilities had made him dangerous and unpredictable.  Public death threats were one thing, but his advances on Natasha Sibiski could not be ignored and overlooked.  Bastardo had to look out for her whilst the tectonic plates of Bastardo and Chepiga rubbed up close against the Ojeda Cartel.  People will die, and it could not be her.

To take down an empire, you have to divide it,” Bastardo said to the group.  “You’ve heard my plans.  Natasha will head to Mexico to sow the seeds of discontent between the disenfranchised Cartels where Ojeda once called home”.

Natasha nodded, with a slight gaze to Billionaire Herb Simon who had clearly heard her siren’s call.  No doubt, Miss Sibiski had men under her charm…but a near 90-year-old Billionaire was a surprise.

Herb” Bastardo called, waking the old man from her spell, “You will continue to clean the money.  Real estate, sponsorships…everything you’ve been doing for us.  Once this is done, I promise assets will be reacquired back to you, and more”.

Turning to his Assistant Head Coach, a beaming Carlos Valderrama, “Carlos and I will continue to play the farce in Major League Soccer, but we will make sure Miami is ready for what’s about to happen once the money is to be shipped back to Colombia”.

Bastardo signed off with one last cold stare to the man behind the floating desk: “Ruslan.  Ready Portland for war, you have 1 year”.

Ruslan rarely smiled. In fact, this was probably one of the only times Ángel Bastardo had ever seen it. The smile could have been lifting the desk itself, it was infectious. The Russian nodded and chuckled to his audience, as he wagged his index finger towards his audience. The finger wore a large pulsating red jewel, which displayed the hammer and sickle: “You know Comrades, I was not religious until I met the man they call Ángel Bastardo. But, let me tell you, Angels are terrifying”.


 
 

Notes from the Editor - Chris (FM Eadster) said I write some lovely placeholders. He has therefore allowed me to borrow his character in the shared Bastardoverse in order to show the plotting towards some of the climaxes of La Plata: Vice. I guess this is the definition of a placeholder, not much happens…but we are at least starting to see the journey towards the fireworks. Bastardo has brought together the right people that could bring down the Ojeda-Barranquilla Empire. But will they? That’s all TBA.

For more Football Manager specific Bastardo-Chepiga content, head to twitch.tv/fm_grasshopper TONIGHT. It’s Portland Vs Miami in The MLS Save.

Thanks for reading/sharing/caring,

Tony / FM Grasshopper

“Welcome To Miami” - La Plata: Vice #FM22

Previously on La Plata: Vice, Hugo Ojeda sent Carlos Valderrama to Miami.


Welcome to Miami.

How has Major League Soccer treated me so far? Well…

  1. I signed a Billionaire Property Tycoon as General Manager to handle contracts and transfers, who is 84 years older than the club. Is this an FM record?

  2. He secured a new contract to our World Cup winning Designated Player for a further two seasons. Days later, this player then broke his leg and retired.

  3. We were leading the Florida Derby (Vs Orlando City) 2-1 in injury time, but ended up losing 2-3.

Strap yourselves in for a save update, which spans the first 6 months of The MLS Network Save with fellow blogger Chris aka FM Eadster (who is managing Portland Timbers). It’s been a wild first semester so far…


El Pibe & The Grandfather

El Pibe

Chris and I decided to turn off the 1st transfer window because we wanted to work within the 2021 squads. So, this meant a greater focus was made in fleshing out the backroom staff. My first choice Assistant Head Coach was Carlos Valderrama (as mentioned in my Bastardoverse piece a couple of months back). But unfortunately he became a “retired person” in the FM22 database and I had the choice of finding another heartthrob OR editing him back into the game prior to save creation.

I obviously chose the latter, and to placate Chris’ jealously I allowed him to choose a similar MLS icon to become his Portland Timbers No.2 via the FM Editor. I’ll leave him to wax lyrical about who he chose and why, but doesn’t matter to me because El Pibe (The Kid) is back:

The Grandfather

Simply put, I wanted the best negotiator I could find as my General Manager (GM). My GM will handle player contracts and initiate transfer deals with clubs, so acquiring somebody with Negotiating 14 was an upgrade on what I previously had (42-year-old Niki Budalic with Negotiating 12). To my surprise, whilst on stream negotiating his contract, it appeared Herb Simon was twice as old as poor Niki. Not only this, he’s also a mother f’king real estate Tycoon. This is the kind of investment opportunity Ángel Bastardo needs in Miami in order to clean some Ojeda drug money…

Get on the herb!

There are other appointments too: an MLS return for Freddie Ljungberg as an Attacking Coach, plus a few more Scouts. But the headline appointments are clearly Carlos and Herb, who join Ángel Bastardo to make Inter Miami the envy of Major League Soccer.


Return from La Plata

The injury

Just look how sexy Blaise Matuidi was, and just how good could he have potentially been for me in FM22?

 

Blaise on Day 1 of save. Au revoir mon prince xoxo

 

Blaise Matuidi did not play competitive football for my Inter Miami side. He sadly broke his leg in our final pre-season friendly Vs Sacramento Republic FC, days after signing a contract extension to keep him at Miami until 2023. The original diagnosis was 7-9 months but, after a period of reflection, Blaise decided to call time on his career leaving me with an unused International and DP slot (annoyingly after MLS squad registration and waiver draft deadlines). Grrrrr.

Return from La Plata

What Herb Simon decided to do in response was nothing short of sensational, it’s almost as if virtual Herb has been reading my blog. As I wrote in my save introduction:

If you want to see an example of Inter Miami’s short-term approach, then look no further than the treatment of ex-Estudiantes de La Plata forward Matías Pellegrini - who was bought out from his contracted and loaned to lower league affiliate club Fort Lauderdale…just so Matuidi could be properly registered [again] for the 2021 MLS season. After training for a number of weeks away from the squad, the 21-year-old eventually re-signed with Estudiantes on loan.
Source: https://coffeehousefm.com/fmgrasshopperblog/2021/9/6/why-inter-miami-in-fm22-la-plata-vice

Big Herb gave a new contract to Matías Pellegrini and we recalled the La Plata boy back to Miami to link up with Estudiantes legend Bastardo. It’s a great narrative to see play out and softened the blow of losing Matuidi, who surely would have been one of my key players for 2021 year.

 

The prodigal son returns to Miami.

 

6 Months of Soccer (2021)

Soccer hasn’t been easy. President David Beckham has the ambition of finishing in the top five of the Supporters’ Shield, which is absurd…but we’ll at least try.

We began this save using a vanilla 4141/433, which had few Team Instructions meaning we didn’t really have a distinct style of play. I simply wanted to use advanced wide men supporting a lone forward, DP Gonzalo Higuain. You can go back and watch the various streams, but you can see below that we were quite inconsistent. We were also not getting enough out of Higuain, who managed just one goal from open play in the first two months of MLS 😮

Consistently inconsistent?

What do you think they're smoking over there in the Boardroom?

June was a horrible month. Performances were dull, and we exited the MLS Open Cup at home Vs Philly. The 433 (and also the v22.02 FM22 Match Engine) were on their last legs. With the last game under both being the 3-2 home defeat in the big Florida Derby, conceding goals 90+2 and 90+5. Awful.

I don’t want the Orlando City result to define my Miami legacy. I can’t buy my way out of a hole with the transfer window closed and I can’t jump ship to another club just yet...so, just like in the last few FMs I turn to 442 as my saviour. Fortunately, I am all too aware of my weaknesses and as a result had been training a version of 4-4-2 not too dissimilar to the below since the start of pre-season:

 

Get.It.In.The.Mixer

 

Depth wise we’re a squad lacking in quality, but it’s all about embracing that and just having a system that gets some excitement and goals...whilst accepting it’s not always going to go well. Three victories and two defeats in five probably shows this. But the board and supporters finally seem happy about the entertaining style of play, we earn plenty of xG (whilst also giving it away). It’s exciting apparently. Are you excited?

We are stereotypically 442: attacking wide men being released with the Pass Into Space and Counter instructions. These guys supply the ammunition to the Complete Forward and Poacher up top. Despite leading a mutiny team meeting against me earlier in the month of July, Complete Forward Higuain now has two goals in his last two games and he has already withdrawn his concerns about my managerial ability. Hopefully no Ted Redwood Infamous parody for me!

It’s too early to say if I’ve cracked it and changed our fortunes for the long term, but I believe I’m seeing better play now and more importantly: decent goals. We’re turning over the play, we cross into the endzone and our offense are touching it down. Team Miami with the Ws 🤞🏻

WM-A to IW-A


The MLS Save

These streams are best described as conversations with your mates down the pub (e.g. “What did you have for dinner tonight mate?”). I am keeping up with traditions by going faceless™️, however I am led to believe the streams at least have decent audio and are in High Definition. Thanks to FM Stag for his help with that.

The details of the stream are in the graphic below, if you wanted to drop in and say howdy you would certainly be made to feel welcome…

📺 twitch.tv/fm_grasshopper

 
 

Happy Holidays

I think this is my final blog post of the calendar year, so I want to wish readers a great festive season and best of luck in 2022.

There has been a lot of changes to the website over the last 6 months (IRL), as I moved default domains from fmgrasshopper to coffeehousefm. Some great bloggers have come together, and there’s a nice mixture of styles and approaches. Furthermore, as a group we now host the Latte Quarterly e-magazine and also Ondrej’s fabulous Rensie Skin…things any FM fan would enjoy 👍🏻

Thanks for sticking with me, and the rest of the guys, and we hope you enjoy 2022 with us.

Tony / FM Grasshopper